On occasion, when I’m in a really really bad mood, I like to drive like a jerk. Now, when I do this I’m not some crazy road raging maniac, I’m simply a jerk. And a lady-like jerk at that! I don’t finger people, or make some other rude hand gesture, I just simply piss them off and smile about it. Evil? Why, yes I am.
While in a profoundly bad mood coming home from the grocery store today I decided, while I was being a jerk, that I would spread my love and help others learn how to drive like a jerk. Afterall, when you’re in a bad mood, shouldn’t everyone else be?
Every now and again I’ll be posting new ways to drive like a jerk and if any of you have any jerk-like habits that make you smile, please email them to me and I’ll be more than happy to pass them on (with credit given to you, of course).
Also, please remember that there are scary road ragers out there. If you try any of these please use some caution, common scense, and proceed at your own risk.
Jerky Driving 101
This concludes driving like a jerk for now. If you’re feeling bad and need a smile, I highly recommend passing on your frown to someone else. Enjoy!