High School Questionaire

I mentioned in my previous post about how my high school is having it’s 10 yr reunion, right? Well two days ago I got another email from them with a little questionaire at the bottom. I could not resist the temptation of putting down my true feelings so here’s the original email:

In order to minimize the need for scrambling around at the end of thenight collecting contact information from everyone, we are going tocompile and distribute an email/information list to those who attend the reunion, but before we do so, we need some information from each of you!

First of all, if you DO NOT want us to include your email on this list, then please reply to this message to tell us that. Otherwise,we will assume you give us permission to include your email along with everyone else’s on the list.

Secondly, if you would like to include some personal information with your entry on the contact list, then please answer the following questions so we can be sure to include your updates along with your email address. Feel free to include any other information you would like to share with your classmates!

1) Are you married? Spouse/Partner’s name?

2) Do you have any children? How many? Ages/Names?

3) Career/Job/Occupation?

4) What school(s) have you attended since high school? What degree(s)have you earned?

5) Have you served in the military since high school?

6) Greatest Blah High memory?

7) Who are you hoping to see again at the reunion?

8) Favorite Blah High teacher?

My response:

Please do not include my email address in this…whatever thing. I don’t need people emailing me for money.

1) Are you married? Spouse/Partner’s name?
I’ve been married once and got rid of that cheatin’ garbage for my prince charming. His (prince charming) name is Keith.

2) Do you have any children? How many? Ages/Names?
Not many, … I’ve really lost count and I’ve stopped naming them because it’s pointless when I’ll just forget it anyway. They pretty much all answer to “Hey you” so it works out.

3) Career/Job/Occupation?
I left my nannying job in another country because my parents needed me back home. That, and I didn’t feel like dealing with more kids… I mean I have enough already.

4) What school(s) have you attended since high school? What degree(s) have you earned?
I went to LCCC right after high school, and a technical college in Washington for dental hygiene shortly after. I decided that I’ll never be able to look in other peoples mouths without wanting to hurl, so my kids will just have to deal with jacked up grills.

5) Have you served in the military since high school?
Yeah, other than the time I spent in the ‘nam, no… and I’d rather not talk about it.

6) Greatest Blah High memory?
Getting high in the boy’s restroom with Vice Principle Wilhems. What a stoner that dude was, he freakin’ rocked.

7) Who are you hoping to see again at the reunion?
I stayed in touch with all my true friends from high school. Yeah, so Meghan should be there, but I donno.

8) Favorite Blah High teacher?
I pretty much don’t remember any teacher’s names. Everything was a blur ‘cept for Wilhems and his pot.